Thursday, 26 January 2017

Movie Review : XXX Return Of Xander Cage



Director : DJ Caruso
Stars : Vin Diesel, Donnie Yen, Deepika Padukone, Nina Dobrev, Ruby Rose, Tony Jaa, Kris Wu & others. 
Rating : 3/10

Masa DP posted gambar dia dengan Vin dekat insta I was like k she got a place at Hollywood. With all hype of her being one of Hollywood stars with great badass Vin, everyone got damn excited. But considering her work at Btown is such a mess, I know her part just a candy eye or flower pot roles. 

When I found out that Nina also in this movie, I've made up my mind that I'll go watch it because I miss Nina so much since she have decided to quit TVD :(

& today is the day I've finally meet Nina again. She's cute as always. I miss her giggles so much. Omg I'm such a fangirl. Awww 

Okay, lets back with the review. 

First of all, who wants Xander Cage to return? I bet the answer is NOBODY.

Dia dah elok santai chillax lepak kat kampung main skateboard, have sizzling romance with hot girls there, why ruin it?

Dah 2017, USA gov still tak dapat army yang power nokharom. I mean, look at them, a bunch of clowns. Tskk pathetic. Sudahnya team XXX lawan dengan team XXX. K team diorang paling kuat. I got the point. 

Secondly, I love Deepika. When she shut her mouth. What's with her accent? Her voice, her accent sounds yuck! Like always, no soul at all. For being pretty onscreen, she's perfect. For acting, hmm baik ambik Katrina Kaif lah. Nargis Fakhri berlakon dalam SPY lagi bagus dari dia. What a shame.

Tengok gaya dia pun dah tahu tak mampu pergi jauh T.T

Storyline nokharom cliche. Kau dah boleh dah semua scene yang acah-avah suspen tu. Boo.

And no action stunts impress me at all. No exclusive scenes pun. Yang underwater scene tu, Deepika bagitahu Caruso ke suruh tiru Dhoom 3? 


Baik Deepika bagitau DJ Caruso jumpa Abbas-Mustan or Aditya Chopra open table buat action movie. 

Tambah disappoited lagi bila MMA fighter macam Donnie Yen & Tony Jaa buat stunt meleweh dalam movie ni. Really guys? MMA fighter kot buat stunt cincai. Tony Jaa famous dengan Ong-Bak kot. Donnie dengan Ip-Man series tapi tskk pathetic. Lawan dengan army pulak tu. 

Sedih bila Donnie Yen dapat ayat 'Your mom didnt teach you  manners? You forgot to zip your pants' Really Caruso? Really? 

Tbh, nak tengok movie ni pergi download je lah. Layan dekat cinema memang buang masa even the line-up stars impressive but tskk pathetic. But hey, I develop my crush on Ruby Rose! Her smile makes my heart goes awwwwww


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